Your name? On Reddit? Ha, instead I found the clout you steal to try and pass yourself off as American. Come on comrade, nobody is believing you. Drop the charade.
But bro, we’ve already gone over this under your other alt names. You still never tell me where you think I live. Come on, share it with us! Where do ya think I live, and what do you think I do for a living?
Listen, I get it. You’re mad. You really thought you’d unmasked me by matching some photos to Reddit accounts. Then you found out they were just random pictures I used, and not actually me. Sorry to disappoint. Dammit!
Honestly, I was going to play along and let you think you’d doxxed me. I was ready to act all paranoid when you called me Aaron, maybe drop some fake clues, pretend to cover my tracks. Would’ve been hilarious. But I couldn’t keep it going, mate. I was laughing too hard when you hit me with that big “Aha!” moment. LOL.
Unless… it was me all along, and I’m just saying this to throw you off the trail. Now that would be meta. Or maybe I only said that to make you think I’m lying about being the first person. Confusing, huh?
Anyway, now that we’ve cleared that up, and you’ve got your new Krasnov alt username (very Russian—nice touch), let’s hear it. Tell us where you think I live and what I do. Come on, comrade. Be bold. Out me to the world!
Давай, ты сможешь! Do it! Isn’t it frustrating that nothing you say ever makes me stop egging you on?
Here’s a thought: maybe you think I’m part of some operation, running tons of Lemmy accounts. Some pretending to be liberal, others neutral, just to stir things up. Maybe I drop comments when Democrats cave to Republicans to end a govt shutdown, then push third-party votes to split the base, and quietly help the other side win.
Maybe I even run a few obvious Republican alts, just to make the rest look innocent. Just so no one would know that I also run liberal accounts.
Or maybe I’m just sitting in my mum’s basement in Kansas, trolling for fun while you lose your mind trying to figure it out.
Nah. None of that could be true. Probably.
Or could it? Eh?
Holy crap, I just thought of something else. What if I threw in random british spellings to make it seem like I wasn’t paying attention when I wrote something, and leave it as a false clue too? Then you could look and go, “Def not American.”
That’d be meta. And crazy. Yes? But wait! by ending sentences with “Yes?” it makes me sound even more foreign. Could that be on purpose too? Just to make ya obsessed?
Nah, I think I’m in mum’s basement in kansas. Just one guy.
Wait, wait, wait. No! I pick the option where I’m in an office with other workers and we are working on some vast disinformation campaign. And we’re all laughing at you, and there are 10 of us who share this account. Could it be?
So, mate? Tell us. What do you think is really going on? :)
Right? Messing with you all these months has been the freakin’ highlight of my Lemmy experience. The amount of times you, under your alt names, have said variations of, “It’s just a DonaldJ.Musk alt! He’s trying to fool us!” is hilarious.
Hey remember when you said I was obsessed with you and following you around and talking to you under alt names?
Was it really me? Hmmmm…could I really be all of those people? But I’m so active under one username. How could I be all of those. Unless…unless it’s a group of people. Do ya think a group of people are following you? Doesn’t that sound kinda paranoid?
Hmmm, I’ll be honest. By now, I just don’t know the truth. There’s a saying, something like “don’t feed the troll.” Bruh, you are making the troll grow fat! You keep feeding and feeding and feeding the troll. Or trolls. Hmmm, which are me? Maybe all? Maybe none?
Glorious.
Meh, I’m just little ole Donald J. Shkreli now. No concern. Just little ole me staying here in my little “corner” and “echo chamber.” Right?!
Or maybe it’s something like ‘poke the troll, and you get the horns.’ :)
Aaron, don’t you get it? If you can have multiple usernames on multiple instances, I can too. Right? Surely, you’re not mad that I was inspired by you and do the same thing you do?
You should be flattered, comrade!
Hey, how many months have you been trying to get rid of me and make me leave Lemmy?
Yet, here I am. Hey which country do I live in? When are ya gonna drop the big dark secret of what I am really doing on Lemmy? We’re all waiting, holding our breath!
Come on, Aaron. What’s our mission. You know you wanna say it. Don’t be shy. Do it. Prove to everyone you’re right! Mate, you got this! Say it. Just say it.
Remember when you said that you “won.” And then got mad and deleted your comments when I called you out on it?
I feel bad. You were so happy when you thought you had won. Now won what, I don’t know, but you insisted. Then you had your big “aha!” moment when you thought you found out my name.
Imma tell you my real name. I feel bad that you have wondered all this time.
Don’t tell anyone, Aaron. Promise?
Shhhh…it’s…it’s… Rumpelstiltskin.
Oh wait, nevermind. Just kidding. My real name is Donald J. Shkreli. I’m just one guy in my little ole corner of the Lemmyverse. No bother, here. No one even pays attention to little ole me, right? My little echo chamber. No bother here at all. :)
I’ve been here a few weeks and found your pansy ass pretending to be American. You only post in subreddits you run. But I’m the troll? And I’ve been here for months? Do you just… say things? Reality aside, you just type this shit out and hope it’s true? I guess you can do anything when you mod it all. Biggest fucking snowflake I’ve ever seen.
Your name? On Reddit? Ha, instead I found the clout you steal to try and pass yourself off as American. Come on comrade, nobody is believing you. Drop the charade.
But bro, we’ve already gone over this under your other alt names. You still never tell me where you think I live. Come on, share it with us! Where do ya think I live, and what do you think I do for a living?
Listen, I get it. You’re mad. You really thought you’d unmasked me by matching some photos to Reddit accounts. Then you found out they were just random pictures I used, and not actually me. Sorry to disappoint. Dammit!
Honestly, I was going to play along and let you think you’d doxxed me. I was ready to act all paranoid when you called me Aaron, maybe drop some fake clues, pretend to cover my tracks. Would’ve been hilarious. But I couldn’t keep it going, mate. I was laughing too hard when you hit me with that big “Aha!” moment. LOL.
Unless… it was me all along, and I’m just saying this to throw you off the trail. Now that would be meta. Or maybe I only said that to make you think I’m lying about being the first person. Confusing, huh?
Anyway, now that we’ve cleared that up, and you’ve got your new Krasnov alt username (very Russian—nice touch), let’s hear it. Tell us where you think I live and what I do. Come on, comrade. Be bold. Out me to the world!
Давай, ты сможешь! Do it! Isn’t it frustrating that nothing you say ever makes me stop egging you on?
Here’s a thought: maybe you think I’m part of some operation, running tons of Lemmy accounts. Some pretending to be liberal, others neutral, just to stir things up. Maybe I drop comments when Democrats cave to Republicans to end a govt shutdown, then push third-party votes to split the base, and quietly help the other side win.
Maybe I even run a few obvious Republican alts, just to make the rest look innocent. Just so no one would know that I also run liberal accounts.
Or maybe I’m just sitting in my mum’s basement in Kansas, trolling for fun while you lose your mind trying to figure it out.
Nah. None of that could be true. Probably.
Or could it? Eh?
Holy crap, I just thought of something else. What if I threw in random british spellings to make it seem like I wasn’t paying attention when I wrote something, and leave it as a false clue too? Then you could look and go, “Def not American.”
That’d be meta. And crazy. Yes? But wait! by ending sentences with “Yes?” it makes me sound even more foreign. Could that be on purpose too? Just to make ya obsessed?
Nah, I think I’m in mum’s basement in kansas. Just one guy.
Wait, wait, wait. No! I pick the option where I’m in an office with other workers and we are working on some vast disinformation campaign. And we’re all laughing at you, and there are 10 of us who share this account. Could it be?
So, mate? Tell us. What do you think is really going on? :)
lmao
Right? Messing with you all these months has been the freakin’ highlight of my Lemmy experience. The amount of times you, under your alt names, have said variations of, “It’s just a DonaldJ.Musk alt! He’s trying to fool us!” is hilarious.
Hey remember when you said I was obsessed with you and following you around and talking to you under alt names?
Was it really me? Hmmmm…could I really be all of those people? But I’m so active under one username. How could I be all of those. Unless…unless it’s a group of people. Do ya think a group of people are following you? Doesn’t that sound kinda paranoid?
Hmmm, I’ll be honest. By now, I just don’t know the truth. There’s a saying, something like “don’t feed the troll.” Bruh, you are making the troll grow fat! You keep feeding and feeding and feeding the troll. Or trolls. Hmmm, which are me? Maybe all? Maybe none?
Glorious.
Meh, I’m just little ole Donald J. Shkreli now. No concern. Just little ole me staying here in my little “corner” and “echo chamber.” Right?!
Or maybe it’s something like ‘poke the troll, and you get the horns.’ :)
If you want to have both sides of the conversation, you should probably keep that up on lemmy.today. You’re mental.
Aaron, don’t you get it? If you can have multiple usernames on multiple instances, I can too. Right? Surely, you’re not mad that I was inspired by you and do the same thing you do?
You should be flattered, comrade!
Hey, how many months have you been trying to get rid of me and make me leave Lemmy?
Yet, here I am. Hey which country do I live in? When are ya gonna drop the big dark secret of what I am really doing on Lemmy? We’re all waiting, holding our breath!
Come on, Aaron. What’s our mission. You know you wanna say it. Don’t be shy. Do it. Prove to everyone you’re right! Mate, you got this! Say it. Just say it.
Remember when you said that you “won.” And then got mad and deleted your comments when I called you out on it?
I feel bad. You were so happy when you thought you had won. Now won what, I don’t know, but you insisted. Then you had your big “aha!” moment when you thought you found out my name.
Imma tell you my real name. I feel bad that you have wondered all this time. Don’t tell anyone, Aaron. Promise?
Shhhh…it’s…it’s… Rumpelstiltskin.
Oh wait, nevermind. Just kidding. My real name is Donald J. Shkreli. I’m just one guy in my little ole corner of the Lemmyverse. No bother, here. No one even pays attention to little ole me, right? My little echo chamber. No bother here at all. :)
You’re such a weenus you have MULTIPLE trolls following you?!!! Is there a clubhouse that the group organizes at? I’ll bring cookies!
Nah, not multiple, just you. See unlike you, most people just block me. But you can’t get enough of me. I love it!! :)
I’ve been here a few weeks and found your pansy ass pretending to be American. You only post in subreddits you run. But I’m the troll? And I’ve been here for months? Do you just… say things? Reality aside, you just type this shit out and hope it’s true? I guess you can do anything when you mod it all. Biggest fucking snowflake I’ve ever seen.