Right? Messing with you all these months has been the freakin’ highlight of my Lemmy experience. The amount of times you, under your alt names, have said variations of, “It’s just a DonaldJ.Musk alt! He’s trying to fool us!” is hilarious.
Hey remember when you said I was obsessed with you and following you around and talking to you under alt names?
Was it really me? Hmmmm…could I really be all of those people? But I’m so active under one username. How could I be all of those. Unless…unless it’s a group of people. Do ya think a group of people are following you? Doesn’t that sound kinda paranoid?
Hmmm, I’ll be honest. By now, I just don’t know the truth. There’s a saying, something like “don’t feed the troll.” Bruh, you are making the troll grow fat! You keep feeding and feeding and feeding the troll. Or trolls. Hmmm, which are me? Maybe all? Maybe none?
Glorious.
Meh, I’m just little ole Donald J. Shkreli now. No concern. Just little ole me staying here in my little “corner” and “echo chamber.” Right?!
Or maybe it’s something like ‘poke the troll, and you get the horns.’ :)
Aaron, don’t you get it? If you can have multiple usernames on multiple instances, I can too. Right? Surely, you’re not mad that I was inspired by you and do the same thing you do?
You should be flattered, comrade!
Hey, how many months have you been trying to get rid of me and make me leave Lemmy?
Yet, here I am. Hey which country do I live in? When are ya gonna drop the big dark secret of what I am really doing on Lemmy? We’re all waiting, holding our breath!
Come on, Aaron. What’s our mission. You know you wanna say it. Don’t be shy. Do it. Prove to everyone you’re right! Mate, you got this! Say it. Just say it.
Remember when you said that you “won.” And then got mad and deleted your comments when I called you out on it?
I feel bad. You were so happy when you thought you had won. Now won what, I don’t know, but you insisted. Then you had your big “aha!” moment when you thought you found out my name.
Imma tell you my real name. I feel bad that you have wondered all this time.
Don’t tell anyone, Aaron. Promise?
Shhhh…it’s…it’s… Rumpelstiltskin.
Oh wait, nevermind. Just kidding. My real name is Donald J. Shkreli. I’m just one guy in my little ole corner of the Lemmyverse. No bother, here. No one even pays attention to little ole me, right? My little echo chamber. No bother here at all. :)
I’ve been here a few weeks and found your pansy ass pretending to be American. You only post in subreddits you run. But I’m the troll? And I’ve been here for months? Do you just… say things? Reality aside, you just type this shit out and hope it’s true? I guess you can do anything when you mod it all. Biggest fucking snowflake I’ve ever seen.
Well gosh darn, then you have no reason to worry about me. I mean, I only post in this little itty bitty corner. No one even listens to me, right? I’m the “biggest fucking snowflake” you’ve ever seen. So I’m no bother.
I just make shit up, right? Not important at all. Just lil ole me, in my echo chamber. No one listening. No bother. So you have nothing to be upset about, right?
Right? Messing with you all these months has been the freakin’ highlight of my Lemmy experience. The amount of times you, under your alt names, have said variations of, “It’s just a DonaldJ.Musk alt! He’s trying to fool us!” is hilarious.
Hey remember when you said I was obsessed with you and following you around and talking to you under alt names?
Was it really me? Hmmmm…could I really be all of those people? But I’m so active under one username. How could I be all of those. Unless…unless it’s a group of people. Do ya think a group of people are following you? Doesn’t that sound kinda paranoid?
Hmmm, I’ll be honest. By now, I just don’t know the truth. There’s a saying, something like “don’t feed the troll.” Bruh, you are making the troll grow fat! You keep feeding and feeding and feeding the troll. Or trolls. Hmmm, which are me? Maybe all? Maybe none?
Glorious.
Meh, I’m just little ole Donald J. Shkreli now. No concern. Just little ole me staying here in my little “corner” and “echo chamber.” Right?!
Or maybe it’s something like ‘poke the troll, and you get the horns.’ :)
If you want to have both sides of the conversation, you should probably keep that up on lemmy.today. You’re mental.
Aaron, don’t you get it? If you can have multiple usernames on multiple instances, I can too. Right? Surely, you’re not mad that I was inspired by you and do the same thing you do?
You should be flattered, comrade!
Hey, how many months have you been trying to get rid of me and make me leave Lemmy?
Yet, here I am. Hey which country do I live in? When are ya gonna drop the big dark secret of what I am really doing on Lemmy? We’re all waiting, holding our breath!
Come on, Aaron. What’s our mission. You know you wanna say it. Don’t be shy. Do it. Prove to everyone you’re right! Mate, you got this! Say it. Just say it.
Remember when you said that you “won.” And then got mad and deleted your comments when I called you out on it?
I feel bad. You were so happy when you thought you had won. Now won what, I don’t know, but you insisted. Then you had your big “aha!” moment when you thought you found out my name.
Imma tell you my real name. I feel bad that you have wondered all this time. Don’t tell anyone, Aaron. Promise?
Shhhh…it’s…it’s… Rumpelstiltskin.
Oh wait, nevermind. Just kidding. My real name is Donald J. Shkreli. I’m just one guy in my little ole corner of the Lemmyverse. No bother, here. No one even pays attention to little ole me, right? My little echo chamber. No bother here at all. :)
You’re such a weenus you have MULTIPLE trolls following you?!!! Is there a clubhouse that the group organizes at? I’ll bring cookies!
Nah, not multiple, just you. See unlike you, most people just block me. But you can’t get enough of me. I love it!! :)
I’ve been here a few weeks and found your pansy ass pretending to be American. You only post in subreddits you run. But I’m the troll? And I’ve been here for months? Do you just… say things? Reality aside, you just type this shit out and hope it’s true? I guess you can do anything when you mod it all. Biggest fucking snowflake I’ve ever seen.
Well gosh darn, then you have no reason to worry about me. I mean, I only post in this little itty bitty corner. No one even listens to me, right? I’m the “biggest fucking snowflake” you’ve ever seen. So I’m no bother.
I just make shit up, right? Not important at all. Just lil ole me, in my echo chamber. No one listening. No bother. So you have nothing to be upset about, right?
Does this work on the “other trolls”? They have a pill that’ll make the voices stop, you don’t have to resort to self-acknowledgement.
What other trolls? Just you and your alt names. I mean, I am so small and unimportant, why would other trolls follow me.
No one pay any attention to me. Yet, some how I get paid to post, according to you. That’s strange…hmmmm.