I’ve been here a few weeks and found your pansy ass pretending to be American. You only post in subreddits you run. But I’m the troll? And I’ve been here for months? Do you just… say things? Reality aside, you just type this shit out and hope it’s true? I guess you can do anything when you mod it all. Biggest fucking snowflake I’ve ever seen.
Well gosh darn, then you have no reason to worry about me. I mean, I only post in this little itty bitty corner. No one even listens to me, right? I’m the “biggest fucking snowflake” you’ve ever seen. So I’m no bother.
I just make shit up, right? Not important at all. Just lil ole me, in my echo chamber. No one listening. No bother. So you have nothing to be upset about, right?
They must be every person you’ve ever banned in your head, every comment you fear when you lock a post, the reason you haven’t banned me. I’ve got big shoes to fill. Sorry if I let you down, you do seem to have expectations.
Nah, I like you now. I figure with this many alt names and how hard you have been stanning me, I may as well let you rant. I mean, in a few days, you’ll bolt and never speak from this username again. So I wanna enjoy the ride.
But relax. You have nothing to worry about from me. Just lil ole me in my echo chamber. No one listens to me, so you don’t have to worry about me being on Lemmy, right? Right?!
You’re such a weenus you have MULTIPLE trolls following you?!!! Is there a clubhouse that the group organizes at? I’ll bring cookies!
Nah, not multiple, just you. See unlike you, most people just block me. But you can’t get enough of me. I love it!! :)
I’ve been here a few weeks and found your pansy ass pretending to be American. You only post in subreddits you run. But I’m the troll? And I’ve been here for months? Do you just… say things? Reality aside, you just type this shit out and hope it’s true? I guess you can do anything when you mod it all. Biggest fucking snowflake I’ve ever seen.
Well gosh darn, then you have no reason to worry about me. I mean, I only post in this little itty bitty corner. No one even listens to me, right? I’m the “biggest fucking snowflake” you’ve ever seen. So I’m no bother.
I just make shit up, right? Not important at all. Just lil ole me, in my echo chamber. No one listening. No bother. So you have nothing to be upset about, right?
Does this work on the “other trolls”? They have a pill that’ll make the voices stop, you don’t have to resort to self-acknowledgement.
What other trolls? Just you and your alt names. I mean, I am so small and unimportant, why would other trolls follow me.
No one pay any attention to me. Yet, some how I get paid to post, according to you. That’s strange…hmmmm.
They must be every person you’ve ever banned in your head, every comment you fear when you lock a post, the reason you haven’t banned me. I’ve got big shoes to fill. Sorry if I let you down, you do seem to have expectations.
Nah, I like you now. I figure with this many alt names and how hard you have been stanning me, I may as well let you rant. I mean, in a few days, you’ll bolt and never speak from this username again. So I wanna enjoy the ride.
But relax. You have nothing to worry about from me. Just lil ole me in my echo chamber. No one listens to me, so you don’t have to worry about me being on Lemmy, right? Right?!
I. LOOVE. The echo in here. I think I’ll stay awhile.