• ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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    2 months ago

    There’s never been a case like this. Donald Trump sues the United States of America. Donald Trump becomes president. And now Donald Trump has to settle the suit. I hereby give myself $1 billion. Actually, maybe I shouldn’t give it to charity. Maybe I should keep the money. No? A lot of people say do it. I don’t wanna do it. But whatever happens, it’s all going to good charities. Is that ok? All going to good charities. But isn’t that a strange position to be in? I’ve gotta make, I’ve gotta make a deal. I negotiate with myself.

    Crackheads have more clear and organized thought processes than this

    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      But whatever happens, it’s all going to good charities.

      Says the man whose own philanthropic foundation was forcibly dissolved because he was using it as a slush fund and redirecting donations to his golf clubs.