Nah, I like you now. I figure with this many alt names and how hard you have been stanning me, I may as well let you rant. I mean, in a few days, you’ll bolt and never speak from this username again. So I wanna enjoy the ride.
But relax. You have nothing to worry about from me. Just lil ole me in my echo chamber. No one listens to me, so you don’t have to worry about me being on Lemmy, right? Right?!
Of course you will. You can’t get enough of me. You are so mad that you didn’t beat me. So now you are obsessed. I love it. Please, keep on. lololololol
Hey, so when you thought you doxxed me and thought I was gonna be all scared when you called me by what you thought was my first name, what did you think was gonna happen?
Was I supposed to see it and think “OMG! He knows who I am! I should close everything and leave Lemmy, right now!!” Is that what you thought was gonna happen? You can be honest, Aaron. We’re all friends here
I did dox you, Aaron. That’s how things work. I tell you how they work and you can’t say otherwise. It’s a great game you’ve come up with, but I’m better at it.
Oh, so now you are admitting you doxxed me. Ok, ok. So hey, what country am I in? You seem confused. So please, tell me more about myself. lolololololol
Aaron, I can admit to whatever I want. I can admit you are wwAAAAAAAaaay too overly attached to your neighbor’s dog. It was right of them to keep an eye on you after the Incident. I’ve seen the aftermath photos, where did you get so much lube? Like Diddy levels of lube and sex crimes! Damn, man, you’re sick.
I know, right?! No way anyone at all could even consider taking me seriously. That’s why I am so harmless. Just lil ole me, here in my echo chamber. No one would ever fall for anything I say. No bother. No reason to worry. Right, Aaron?!
You are so cute. I love that. So witty, too. See this is why I am no bother. I am nowhere near as clever as you. There’s no way I could coordinate a misinformation campaign on Lemmy. I’m just not smart enough. Dang it!
Nah, I like you now. I figure with this many alt names and how hard you have been stanning me, I may as well let you rant. I mean, in a few days, you’ll bolt and never speak from this username again. So I wanna enjoy the ride.
But relax. You have nothing to worry about from me. Just lil ole me in my echo chamber. No one listens to me, so you don’t have to worry about me being on Lemmy, right? Right?!
I. LOOVE. The echo in here. I think I’ll stay awhile.
Of course you will. You can’t get enough of me. You are so mad that you didn’t beat me. So now you are obsessed. I love it. Please, keep on. lololololol
Hey, so when you thought you doxxed me and thought I was gonna be all scared when you called me by what you thought was my first name, what did you think was gonna happen?
Was I supposed to see it and think “OMG! He knows who I am! I should close everything and leave Lemmy, right now!!” Is that what you thought was gonna happen? You can be honest, Aaron. We’re all friends here
I said “Hey Aaron” and you thought I doxxed you? You are 100% victim 100% of the time aren’t you?
Well, YOU thought you doxxed me. But not even close. Besides you don’t think I’m american, why would you think my name is Aaron? lololololol
I did dox you, Aaron. That’s how things work. I tell you how they work and you can’t say otherwise. It’s a great game you’ve come up with, but I’m better at it.
Oh, so now you are admitting you doxxed me. Ok, ok. So hey, what country am I in? You seem confused. So please, tell me more about myself. lolololololol
Aaron, I can admit to whatever I want. I can admit you are wwAAAAAAAaaay too overly attached to your neighbor’s dog. It was right of them to keep an eye on you after the Incident. I’ve seen the aftermath photos, where did you get so much lube? Like Diddy levels of lube and sex crimes! Damn, man, you’re sick.
I know, right?! No way anyone at all could even consider taking me seriously. That’s why I am so harmless. Just lil ole me, here in my echo chamber. No one would ever fall for anything I say. No bother. No reason to worry. Right, Aaron?!
What number am I thinking of?
Me, your number one. :)
Correct! Your mental age is exactly the number I was thinking of!
You are so cute. I love that. So witty, too. See this is why I am no bother. I am nowhere near as clever as you. There’s no way I could coordinate a misinformation campaign on Lemmy. I’m just not smart enough. Dang it!