Hi guy! Why’d you respond under this alt instead of one of your other alts?! Come on man, you can be more creative. You have so many other cooler names!
So when you start a new one, do you think to yourself, “Oh Donny boy is gonna like this one!” or no? After all, you create them just to follow me because you are so obsessed with me. What’s that like? Being so obsessed with one person, that you have a bunch of alt names. Do you think you are gonna message me, and I’ll go, “Oh! This is one too many. I MUST leave Lemmy now!” lolol Is that your fantasy? lolololol
Anyhoo, my name’s actually Donald. Donald J. Shkreli. You can call me Don. Or Tha Don. Or Goldenboy Don. Or PharmaBro. But Aaron? That’s like, so poor, bruh. My Dad’s name is Alex Murdaugh, but he’s in a bit of a pickle and busy right now, so I had to change my name to avoid drama. Do you like it? Be honest. Wanna come over for drinks later?
Well not exactly, cuz you still haven’t called me Donald yet, which is my name. Keep researching Reddit tho, you’ll figure it out. I promise. lmao
Go on, keep trying. Keep on researching those Reddit posts. You’re so close to the answer. I just know you can figure it out. My face is on there and my gf. It’s the one w my extended family (faces blocked out) from a reunion pic at the gun range. My family owns the range so our name is in the actual pic. Come on, step up! You’re almoooost there. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Your name? On Reddit? Ha, instead I found the clout you steal to try and pass yourself off as American. Come on comrade, nobody is believing you. Drop the charade.
But bro, we’ve already gone over this under your other alt names. You still never tell me where you think I live. Come on, share it with us! Where do ya think I live, and what do you think I do for a living?
Listen, I get it. You’re mad. You really thought you’d unmasked me by matching some photos to Reddit accounts. Then you found out they were just random pictures I used, and not actually me. Sorry to disappoint. Dammit!
Honestly, I was going to play along and let you think you’d doxxed me. I was ready to act all paranoid when you called me Aaron, maybe drop some fake clues, pretend to cover my tracks. Would’ve been hilarious. But I couldn’t keep it going, mate. I was laughing too hard when you hit me with that big “Aha!” moment. LOL.
Unless… it was me all along, and I’m just saying this to throw you off the trail. Now that would be meta. Or maybe I only said that to make you think I’m lying about being the first person. Confusing, huh?
Anyway, now that we’ve cleared that up, and you’ve got your new Krasnov alt username (very Russian—nice touch), let’s hear it. Tell us where you think I live and what I do. Come on, comrade. Be bold. Out me to the world!
Давай, ты сможешь! Do it! Isn’t it frustrating that nothing you say ever makes me stop egging you on?
Here’s a thought: maybe you think I’m part of some operation, running tons of Lemmy accounts. Some pretending to be liberal, others neutral, just to stir things up. Maybe I drop comments when Democrats cave to Republicans to end a govt shutdown, then push third-party votes to split the base, and quietly help the other side win.
Maybe I even run a few obvious Republican alts, just to make the rest look innocent. Just so no one would know that I also run liberal accounts.
Or maybe I’m just sitting in my mum’s basement in Kansas, trolling for fun while you lose your mind trying to figure it out.
Nah. None of that could be true. Probably.
Or could it? Eh?
Holy crap, I just thought of something else. What if I threw in random british spellings to make it seem like I wasn’t paying attention when I wrote something, and leave it as a false clue too? Then you could look and go, “Def not American.”
That’d be meta. And crazy. Yes? But wait! by ending sentences with “Yes?” it makes me sound even more foreign. Could that be on purpose too? Just to make ya obsessed?
Nah, I think I’m in mum’s basement in kansas. Just one guy.
Wait, wait, wait. No! I pick the option where I’m in an office with other workers and we are working on some vast disinformation campaign. And we’re all laughing at you, and there are 10 of us who share this account. Could it be?
So, mate? Tell us. What do you think is really going on? :)
Hey Aaron
Hi guy! Why’d you respond under this alt instead of one of your other alts?! Come on man, you can be more creative. You have so many other cooler names!
So when you start a new one, do you think to yourself, “Oh Donny boy is gonna like this one!” or no? After all, you create them just to follow me because you are so obsessed with me. What’s that like? Being so obsessed with one person, that you have a bunch of alt names. Do you think you are gonna message me, and I’ll go, “Oh! This is one too many. I MUST leave Lemmy now!” lolol Is that your fantasy? lolololol
Anyhoo, my name’s actually Donald. Donald J. Shkreli. You can call me Don. Or Tha Don. Or Goldenboy Don. Or PharmaBro. But Aaron? That’s like, so poor, bruh. My Dad’s name is Alex Murdaugh, but he’s in a bit of a pickle and busy right now, so I had to change my name to avoid drama. Do you like it? Be honest. Wanna come over for drinks later?
I said hi lol
And I said hi back! See? We’re good friends now!
First name basis, one could say
Well not exactly, cuz you still haven’t called me Donald yet, which is my name. Keep researching Reddit tho, you’ll figure it out. I promise. lmao
Go on, keep trying. Keep on researching those Reddit posts. You’re so close to the answer. I just know you can figure it out. My face is on there and my gf. It’s the one w my extended family (faces blocked out) from a reunion pic at the gun range. My family owns the range so our name is in the actual pic. Come on, step up! You’re almoooost there. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Your name? On Reddit? Ha, instead I found the clout you steal to try and pass yourself off as American. Come on comrade, nobody is believing you. Drop the charade.
But bro, we’ve already gone over this under your other alt names. You still never tell me where you think I live. Come on, share it with us! Where do ya think I live, and what do you think I do for a living?
Listen, I get it. You’re mad. You really thought you’d unmasked me by matching some photos to Reddit accounts. Then you found out they were just random pictures I used, and not actually me. Sorry to disappoint. Dammit!
Honestly, I was going to play along and let you think you’d doxxed me. I was ready to act all paranoid when you called me Aaron, maybe drop some fake clues, pretend to cover my tracks. Would’ve been hilarious. But I couldn’t keep it going, mate. I was laughing too hard when you hit me with that big “Aha!” moment. LOL.
Unless… it was me all along, and I’m just saying this to throw you off the trail. Now that would be meta. Or maybe I only said that to make you think I’m lying about being the first person. Confusing, huh?
Anyway, now that we’ve cleared that up, and you’ve got your new Krasnov alt username (very Russian—nice touch), let’s hear it. Tell us where you think I live and what I do. Come on, comrade. Be bold. Out me to the world!
Давай, ты сможешь! Do it! Isn’t it frustrating that nothing you say ever makes me stop egging you on?
Here’s a thought: maybe you think I’m part of some operation, running tons of Lemmy accounts. Some pretending to be liberal, others neutral, just to stir things up. Maybe I drop comments when Democrats cave to Republicans to end a govt shutdown, then push third-party votes to split the base, and quietly help the other side win.
Maybe I even run a few obvious Republican alts, just to make the rest look innocent. Just so no one would know that I also run liberal accounts.
Or maybe I’m just sitting in my mum’s basement in Kansas, trolling for fun while you lose your mind trying to figure it out.
Nah. None of that could be true. Probably.
Or could it? Eh?
Holy crap, I just thought of something else. What if I threw in random british spellings to make it seem like I wasn’t paying attention when I wrote something, and leave it as a false clue too? Then you could look and go, “Def not American.”
That’d be meta. And crazy. Yes? But wait! by ending sentences with “Yes?” it makes me sound even more foreign. Could that be on purpose too? Just to make ya obsessed?
Nah, I think I’m in mum’s basement in kansas. Just one guy.
Wait, wait, wait. No! I pick the option where I’m in an office with other workers and we are working on some vast disinformation campaign. And we’re all laughing at you, and there are 10 of us who share this account. Could it be?
So, mate? Tell us. What do you think is really going on? :)
lmao