After the investigation was concluded, Iona was charged with leaving his monastery without permission (pobeg), intricate and inverted miracles (vymyshlennye i zateinye chudesa), fantastic nonsense (svoemudrstvennye bredni), utter insolence and the filthy crime of sex with an animal (pakost’ skotolozhstva)

“What are you in for?”

“Fantastic nonsense, silliness, goofin’ around, bein’ a lil’ stinker, and the filthy crime of sex with an animal.”