The 12 scientists who have died or gone missing all appeared to have ties to nuclear or space programs and, in some cases, classified projects. Rhian Lubin delves into the cases
Oh, right, they’re also responsible for the chemicals in the drinking water that turn everyone gay - I heard that from some super-reliable news outlets.
Or, they are being killed by lizard aliens.
Yeah, that’s definitely the most likely explanation, but you can’t just say that… because of the lizard aliens.
Gay lizard aliens are a real problem. Where is Joe Rogan when we need him most?
Oh, right, they’re also responsible for the chemicals in the drinking water that turn everyone gay - I heard that from some super-reliable news outlets.