Far too many assholes get radicalized when a relative comes out.

You know he wanted to add “like it’s a bad thing” to the end of that sentence.

I want both these things!

In 2011 one of the skeptic magazines published a form saying something like, “I hereby bequeath all my worldly goods to the bearer of this note on [day after the world was supposed to end].” Obviously a joke, but I wonder how many doomsday-ers were confident enough to sign on the dotted line?