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1 month agoIt’s because you’re not writing the way Apple wants you to.


It’s because you’re not writing the way Apple wants you to.


Tie it to the federal minimum wage! Want to raise the ceiling by 50%? Gotta raise the minimum wage by 50%!


Picturing the scene in Mars Attacks! with the Martians blaring ridiculous friendly statements through the translator while rampaging through the streets.
Conservative comedy is funniest when they’re not trying to be funny.