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1 million bottles per minute

Let that sink in

This will revolutionize the dildo industry

Planets watching the asteroid fly by: Careful folks, that’s how life gets ya. You don’t wanna end up like good ol’ Earth, right?

and is finally changing his name

He attracted international media attention due to his unusual name, as he was named for the Nazi German leader Adolf Hitler, as were many other African children whose parents were aware of Hitler’s power in Europe yet were unaware of the name’s negative connotations.

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