The only thing Dubya was good for was being so reviled that we got absolute bangers for years.

Anyway, here’s a 20 year-old song about using military action to steal.

OH SHIT! Oh. I thought it was gonna jump out at me.

You mean that the wee little penguin-stance man with the face of a haunted doll and the personality of a Furby owned by a drunk middle schooler wasn’t the best choice?

I remember one kid saying he was going to attach razor blades or sharpen the fins on his Beyblade. I also remember seeing him crying the nurse’s office the next day with his hand bandaged.

Me: Eyeing a tailpipe
“Is this free healthcare?”