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1 month ago- Sir we have to take the car back.
- But why?
- You were sexually abusing it ever since you bought it.
- How tf do you know that?!
- The contract says we have the right to check your sexual orientation.




Another reason not to visit the Pindostan. I wait the day when the “U” in the USA becomes a historical term.
What will happen if I wave my dick and masturbate instead?