We are currently finding out how shockingly cheap it is to buy him.

Give him a plaque that says “Biggest, strongest boy.”

I wish some of those people voted smarter.

Wait, FIFA aren’t an international collection of good guys?

Just gotta keep watching.

“on managed devices”

For fucks sake, don’t text porn and shit on a company device.

Even better, let’s have him perform the cognitive tests he’s so proud of in front of a panel of experts on television. Should be entertaining.

Compared to the trump team he is fucking Jesus adjacent.

I hate to admit that Bannon was right. Flood the media with stupid shit and we move on far too quickly because they are always doing 10 things even worse tomorrow.

The system was not made for these sorts of crooks.

Shocking to whom? Every few minutes notable Republicans are screaming it online on TV.