I’m putting my hopes on the sanity one.

But my twist flavor is that they lose the midterms, then release a modified set of the Epstein files that places all of the blame on Trump.

The Republicans “finally had enough” and go along with impeachment, getting rid of Trump as he’s become a liability.

They put in Vance. They campaign on having been true Maga believers but being unable to stand what Trump did. They rake in the “we’re the real children protectors” propaganda and campaign on that.

Then they lay low and come back in like nothing happened, thankful that Trump could scapegoat them from the Epstein Files, they’re free and clear for the restbof their lives.

Trump serves a “sentence” on House arrest at Mar a Lago in luxury, never knowing a day’s hardship, and dies peacefully in his sleep.

I wonder if Trump is going to assign a whole shit ton of Epstein File Members to be the people running Venezuela.

And then all those shit birds flee the country and get set up for life in high paying, luxurious jobs and just funnel money for oil execs, out of reach of prosecution for their shit.