Stamets

I mean, here in Canada, shit is insane. The fact that it’s like $20 for a burger and fries at a drink at A&W is off the wall. Also now I really want A&W.

I can’t afford next month’s rent because I don’t have a roommate. And I don’t have a roommate because she decided to use me nonstop for months. And I can’t find another roommate because this place sucks. And I hate my life and I want to die and I want to drink.

I haven’t noticed them be any more destructive to the environment that humans are. We just have too many of them. They probably are. I would not be surprised if there’s overpopulation and the size of them and everything else then it would make sense that there is some amount of ecological devastation. But I’m usually not in those areas. But the way I see it is that if there is no natural predator for this mistake that we brought to the island, then I will be the natural predator.

I’m from Newfoundland. Moose were brought in to fill the gap left behind by reindeer after we hunted all of them. Problem is that moose do not fit that niche, they destroy it. They’re way too big so none of the natural predators of this island are capable of taking them down. They wander out in the middle of highways and roads at night and cause hundreds of accidents per year. Due to their size, they also tend to kill the people in accidents with them. Everyone on this island has lost family to those fucking things.

Depends on the animal. The vast majority of them, I think, probably are just annoyed by our existence. However, I’m going to be real. If I see a moose and I have the opportunity to kill it, I will do so on sight.

Very much so. My ADHD has ADHD

Cocaine. It had absolutely no effect on me other than making me want more instantly. I tried it like three or four times before realizing that it didn’t really do anything. Granted, the third and fourth time I only got it because my dealer was exceptionally hot and he allowed me to snort the cocaine off of his abs.