I Cast Fist

Checked out Leaflet, it’s a simple text editor with markdown support that gives you links for sharing it with read-only or read-write permissions. I guess the ATProto is only used for discovery? You can write and edit without being logged in.

Pinksea is just random people doodling there, which can be a fun time killer. You can only interact (make your own doodle, comment on others’) logging in with bsky at the moment. The same is true for the other services, only bsky logins work (granted, I don’t have a non-bsky account to test)

I wish nostr wasn’t filled to the brim with cryptobros and ancaps

Tiny me’s first computer game ever played:

I am not thy friend, my good ol’ chap

Chocolate

Roasted cashew nut

Weekends

At that point, it sounds like you should give yourself some days before masturbating, see if the time drops. Anything that sticks to a surface can be considered hands-free, too