Before their prices skyrocketed, Taco Bell was great. Especially the dorrito tacos. My tongue still yearns for the Cool Ranch Taco. I could crush a party pack of 'em in one sitting. So good, and yet surprisingly was the time I weighed the least.

Not that I really want this, but treat soda like alcohol and lock it behind counters with an age limit, while putting sugar caps on company products or face having the product sold behind counters, and I’ll bet you obesity rates would plummet. Though the world would be far less tastier for it.