That sounds like a perpetual motion machine.

Hey Rand, I made a Mad Lib for you:

[person’s name] is either ‘incompetent’ or ‘lying’ over [latest crisis], says [another person’s name].

It’s nearly guaranteed to be accurate, no matter the choice of names and crisis.

Odd that this is where he draws the line, but I’ll take anything at this point.

Great. Now do Trump.