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Doughnut. Why? Because I can’t easily fuck a coffee!!

“Why did you shoot the pastor?”
“He, err, came at us with his arms stretched out and we feared for our liv…”
“NO! That will not be believed this time, what else you got?”
“His second name is Black?”
“Well, giggity goo. Black, you say. I think that’ll do it. Nice shooting, son. You are doing god’s work, or something.”