But its totally not a genocide, guys.

Whine harder, techboy.

He sees his future financial ruin rushing towards him like a freight train, and he’s starting to panic.

When CEOs beg you to be nicer to their products, you know they’re in trouble.

Don’t poison your local bodies of water by dumping vile pieces of shit in them.

Leave them to rot. It shows them the level of respect and dignity they deserve, and each corpse can support an entire host of wildlife and microorganisms.

"Company that removed “Don’t Be Evil” from its corporate charter says “Trust me, bro!”

Probably shouldn’t make slop then, huh?

Both takeover bids are bad news for us, but if I had to choose one, I’d go Netflix, who at least haven’t already signaled a preemptive willingness to orally service our bloated autocrat.

Either way, we lose, but I’d rather my wallet feel the pain than all of human society.

Well, THAT’S horrifying.

The kids game platform that has massive issues with grooming and child predators now wants pictures of their underage users?

Surely, nothing can go wrong.

This the same guy that said he was happy he now had the tallest building in Manhattan after the towers fell? That guy?

The same guy that lied and said he saw Arab-Americans dancing on rooftops as the planes hit, stoking a wave of anti-brown hatred across the nation? That guy?

Fuck that guy.

THE COUCH SAID NO, JD