• Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
    3·
    2 months ago

    I hired a new employee to start on Tuesday

    He came in on Monday

    I fired him on the spot

    Can’t follow simple fucking instructions

  • Denjin@feddit.uk
    1·
    2 months ago

    What an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.

    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
      0·
      2 months ago

      I know this is sarcasm but the point of the lunatic was that he wanted them to come on Monday, a full day before.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
        2·
        2 months ago

        Not that this actually happened of course, but if somebody genuinely worked like that, you wouldn’t want to work for them.

        You’d probably end up stabbing them in the eye with a rusty fork, and no one would blame you.

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
    0·
    2 months ago

    Assuming this isnt a parody, odds are good the job is a bog standard 40k a year desk job. Also filtering candidates and finding a suitable one takes many peoples’ time, which you are wasting if you have invisible criteria revealed on the persons start date.