Isn’t he a convicted felon? Barred from running for Federal Office, much less president?
Oh who am I kidding. Even if that were the rule, none matter any more in the USA it would seem.
EDIT: Wikipedia says he was convicted of a felony; but pardoned by Drumpf. Accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt, but does it also erase any ban from federal office?
Personally I’d be OK if he got run over by a car.
Or raped by a thousand spiders. But like, whichever comes first, y’know?
Even he’s not that dumb right? He wouldn’t even be at the" he’s clearly just trying to grift and doesn’t actually want to win" level of candidate he’s way below that. He’s at that “you’re just wasting money” level.
Of course he is, he knows its the best way to avoid prison.
At best it would be a slow, breathless, stumbling walk for the White House.



