Science concludes cocaine does make me more social.
*the first few times you do it.
then you’re doing it wrong. try adding some alcohol and a little cannabis.
My favourite part of my day is sipping my morning cup, sitting in the back yard and listening to the birds.
I love doing this. I sit in the back yard with my morning coffee and talk to my chickens. I look forward to it every morning.
What do the chickens have to say?
Cluck cluck motherfucker
Motherclucker*
Nice cock!
COFEE
I just wanted to see the methodology for how the study was done, and I am now wondering how the media came to the conclusion that drinking coffee makes you happier based on the study’s conclusion, when it is about cardiovascular mortality rates. The study itself makes no mention of happiness or mood.I clicked into the wrong study. That’s why 🤦♂️
No! Science! $$$
It really does. You know what doesn’t make me happy Tariffs
Yeah, but coffee though!
Oh well that explains a lot. I never had coffee
How many of the participants had IBD or IBS?
I have IBD. It’s the price I pay for coffee.
Don’t worry about that. Look over there!
Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?
Drink iced coffee?
Wait for it to cool down so you can taste it when you chug the whole thing luke warm.
You do you, but FUCK that website
I’d rather not fuck an entire website, but if I have to…
unzips pants
It also keeps me out of jail.
I’m far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I’m caffeinated.
