The local humane society, Marin Humane, confirmed to ABC News that there have been attacks from a wild squirrel in the area that may be the result of public feeding.
How big of a pussy do you have to be to get your ass kicked by a small rodent?! If that fucker clamped on my thigh, I’d twist it’s head off or, more likely, grab the tail and slam it into a tree or street until it was fucking dead. Fuck’s sake, if nothing else, just grab it and squeeze.
Anyway, always astonishes me how disconnected we’ve become from nature.
Everybody thinks they have a plan to fight a squirrel until it’s time to fight a squirrel.
They are incredibly bitey. Remember that they chew through walnut shells with ease. Lots of people have underestimated a squirrel and gotten bit right down to the bone for their trouble. I’m not saying anybody couldn’t stomp a squirrel flat, but you’re going to lose some blood in the process.
How big of a pussy do you have to be to get your ass kicked by a small rodent?! If that fucker clamped on my thigh, I’d twist it’s head off or, more likely, grab the tail and slam it into a tree or street until it was fucking dead. Fuck’s sake, if nothing else, just grab it and squeeze.
Anyway, always astonishes me how disconnected we’ve become from nature.
Everybody thinks they have a plan to fight a squirrel until it’s time to fight a squirrel.
They are incredibly bitey. Remember that they chew through walnut shells with ease. Lots of people have underestimated a squirrel and gotten bit right down to the bone for their trouble. I’m not saying anybody couldn’t stomp a squirrel flat, but you’re going to lose some blood in the process.