After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein
Because it’s impossible to be good, in the words of Eleanor Shellstrop:
“There’s this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it’s delicious!”
Somewhere, one single person was raptured and wondering where everyone else is. No one else noticed their absence. But the rapture did happen.
“Just me? Really?”
The rapture happened ages ago, but none of us went to heaven. We’re staying along for the ride.
Because it’s impossible to be good, in the words of Eleanor Shellstrop: “There’s this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it’s delicious!”
It’s too bad there’s only one fried chicken restaurant in existence
Simply do this for every product you buy, or go to the Bad Place.