OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick