OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoWeird… According to the Bible no man, no angel, not even Jesus Christ himself knows when the rapture will be… Huge fan of whoever convinced them to blame it on trump not releasing the Epstein files tho.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago“Clearly, when he wrote with his own hand that no man would know the day or the hour, the Lord wasn’t counting on a genius like me coming along.” a whole shitload of different preachers Joking aside, how do whole congregations avoid seeing the narcissism on some of these motherfuckers?
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThe ones that could self selected out. (Or were kicked out.)
Weird…
According to the Bible no man, no angel, not even Jesus Christ himself knows when the rapture will be…
Huge fan of whoever convinced them to blame it on trump not releasing the Epstein files tho.
“Clearly, when he wrote with his own hand that no man would know the day or the hour, the Lord wasn’t counting on a genius like me coming along.”
Joking aside, how do whole congregations avoid seeing the narcissism on some of these motherfuckers?
The ones that could self selected out. (Or were kicked out.)