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Indigo Moon True@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

You're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first

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You're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first

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Indigo Moon True@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Taking the p***? Toilet won't give loo roll until user watches an ad
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A viral clip, posted by Instagram by China Insider, shows a Chinese WC that makes people watch an advert before they get any toilet paper.
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    I’d shit on the floor and break the screen.

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      -1 social credit score
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        Fable’s morality system was actually realistic if you assume it’s depicting what it’s like to be rich and privileged.

        The -1 score made me think of how it wouldn’t matter if you could just donate money to get it back.

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      Get schwifty!

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        Get Schwifty is back! Too good for a Grammy!

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      Just the screen? I’d have that entire thing in pieces before I left.

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        But someone, totally not me, shat on the floor. You’d have to smell that for a while.

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      It’s extreme but so is the situation

      I’ll allow it

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      better idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse

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        Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.

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