It’s asking about the coffee not the coffee cup.
If your coffee has a hole in it that’s weird.
I take my coffee black-hole seriously.
A black hole isn’t a hole.
If it’s in space sure, but what if it’s on a person.
You could say the same thing about a bullet but a bullet isn’t a hole either.
Or is it? We don’t know what’s going on inside the singularity, it might as well actually be a hole in spacetime.
Ah but you see, coffee in this mug would have a hole in it:
I could fuck that coffee cup.
I believe you
This looks like hell to clean
Just enjoy the meme you fuckin nerd.
I can’t enjoy it if it’s obviously based on lies.
Plus look at that fucking coffee cup handle and tell me you like it, I dare you.
I had a very cool class in research epistemology and the exercise was basically to answer the question, do liquids have a shape and if yes, which is it? How would you prove it?
It was the source of the most deranged but valuable discussion I’ve ever had.
Isn’t part of the definition of liquid that it takes the form of its container?
I need another epistemological argument like I need another hole in my head.
One of them arguments was that in a vacuum, absent of any container or gravity, a liquid’s shape is that of a sphere.
Another one was that depending on the definition of liquid, liquids might or might not have a shape. This ranged from definitions of liquid based on atomic structure of molecules up to phenomenological definitions (asphalt and glass are liquids, according to some definitions e.g.). It also varies depending on the definition of the attribute shape itself.
The point of the exercise was to challenge the notion of objective truth in science.
Without gravity it’s a sphere, or in free fall without air drag it’s a sphere (if it has sufficient surface tension anyway, which is what makes lava or molasses flow that way, in combination with its viscosity).
But in a vacuum it will boil off until the vapor pressure is high enough to eliminate the vacuum. But then it’s not in a vacuum anymore.
Really a fluid or liquid will always try to minimize its surface area while fighting gravity.
It’s a definitions problem that a lot of people who think there aren’t “objective truths” in science.
If the “thread” width is around the size of an electron, then the coffee (liquid) has basically infinite hole.
The same applies to the cup, our hands and so on
Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?
That’s not entirely true. We don’t have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra). If you simplified us down topographically, it’d be like you formed a donut around a starfish with the arms sticking out and then you just deleted the starfish.
We also have a bunch of doors on the holes.
So… you’re saying we’re houses.
…topologically. Geometrically, I’m more of a saggy tent myself
That’s Dr. House to you, dear fellow lemming.
Starfish are not a good example. They have no holes. Their mouth is their anus.
So starfish are closer to a doughnut than humans.
Yes, they are one hole away from a donut. If you include things like nostrils, ears and tear ducts then the internet says we have 7 holes.
You misread what I was describing.
“BEHOLD. A MAN!”
Go home, Diogenes!
drags a barrel in
BEHOLD, my HOME!
Ugh such a good video. Cya in 20 minutes
There’s a vsauce video about this
Anybody ever think about how donuts are just very oddly shaped humans?
I’m 50 and this is deep
They better all weigh the same.
Shape has little to do with mass. Unless you want it to be so.
I see no coffee here.
I’d eat a coffee mug shaped donut, but a waffle would hold up better. An elephant ear is fine as well, but a crepe is right out.
What about a beavers tail?
If the answer is yes, please come visit Canada and enjoy one with cinnamon and lemon (the best flavour) in Ottawa while skating on our gorgeous canal!
I always wondered what it would look like if you took Eastern European savory donuts and made them bigger and flatter. They look delicious!
Who’s out here deep frying crepes? American county/state fair vendors?
Well, they are now.
Silly topologist.
Coffee is a liquid, it can adjust to any shape.
The ocean is the same as the Hadron Super-Collider, just reshaped.
You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.
- Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
It’s the same shape, just reshaped
genius!
Well, for one, that’s a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.
Who the hell is asking coffee or a donut?
Ya, give me both please.
The Animorphs book covers are getting weird…
Stay too long as a coffee cup and you’ll remain a donut forever!
nooo!
The Everything Everywhere All at Once sequel got weird.
because the original was a parade of normality?
This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.
Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.
Ha, if you can even call them that!
Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it’s actually studying something fundamental.
Are there any recent breakthroughs in topology I should be aware of?
I heard they found a new type of hole.
Other than black or ass?
No you mean not niche
Is “topologist” a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to “untie” seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?
you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that’s probably about as close as it gets from what i know
Only if you are a very good ologist
Career progression is from midologist.
3D artists can specialize in topology where they make sure to clean up the models that other artists sculpt to optimize them for animation and performance. Depending on the use case you need different approaches to a models topology and it can get very complex actually. So yeah, it is people’s entire jobs to do this and they probably get paid more than us.
Let me know so I can hand them my Blender models I’m too lazy to RE-topologize. Ugh! Lol
