I may need to say something that is (seemingly) nice about someone, but I’d prefer it be very subtly backhanded or nearly believable hyperbole.
Edit: I realized that I was imagining something like how the Colbert Report was done where it’s easy to believe I’m agreeing when really I’m spoofing.
I suggest that in the future you save the condescension for the end, not the start, if you want the recipient to actually finish reading your message.
couldn’t care less if you read it or not.
you asked for me to explain myself, I did.
read it. don’t read it.