• sudo@programming.dev
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    21 hours ago

    ‘Not Including Mr. Patel’: The Exception That Baffled Investigators

    Ka$h Patel has absolutely assigned a team to figure out why he was to be spared. Everyone on the team knows its because he’s a fucking joke and it would be hilarious to leave him alive but they also know they can’t tell that to their boss.

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      18 hours ago

      There’s a sitcom I want to see. A terrorist bombing takes out Trump, Pence, and a bunch of other folks in the line of succession. The highest on the list still alive? Kash Patel. Now the clown has to figure out how to sit in the big chair.