Certainly, where else to conduct fake assassination attempts

Can we give this princess his fucking ballroom already? I’m sick of hearing about it.

He is, of course, wrong.

There’ve been plenty of presidents that have attended public events without attempts on their life and without a WH ballroom. The secret is to not be an insufferable SOB who rejects the will of the people. Maybe being the lowest average rated President across your term is hazardous to life and limb?

Also, you could just not go to the WHCD as you’ve never done before.