I have two answers for you.

1: I have acne I’m too old for and gray hairs I’m too young for.

2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.

  • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caEnglish
    3·
    16 days ago

    I’m bald on top and my scalp looks like a brain from long Hulkamania, and PacMan fever destroyed my grip strength.