Bari is doing wonders for CBS’ reputation

That took a while

You may have misinterpreted the headline. The Nobel committee was asked about Machado trying to bribe Trump into letting her be president of Venezuela by giving him her Nobel Peace Prize. They explained that, while the medal is a physical object that can be lost, stolen, sold, or given away, the Nobel Prize itself is non-transferable. This clarification was necessary because the president of the US has the mind of a child.

Washed up rapper wants her cousin and boyfriend pardoned for sexual crimes, does a MAGA heel turn, nobody cares except for erstwhile “Barbs”, and you don’t want to know what those are