Oh well if trump claims it, what with his well documented history of truth telling. Thanks media

Nothing says confidence in the capitalist status quo like outlawing any competing ideas.

This will certainly distract from the war he started to distract from the Epstein files.

Truly desperate times for him to head back to the “immigrants scary” well.

I think there is a very good chance that if Iran just said

“Hey we unconditionally surrender”

Trump would declare victory and fuck off.

Israel though would just keep bombing them.

Stupidest timeline problems demand stupidest timeline solutions. The 200 IQ play would be for Iran to say they unconditionally surrender and that Iran is no more, do a corporate rebrand and start calling themselves trumpistan, put that big ugly orange fuck on their flag.

Checkmate trump, whats he going to do, call the trump country with the trump flag bad? He’s a fucking moron, he’d have a 2 hour long phone call with Fox News about how great trumpistan is now, how it might be even hotter than America, how finally someone was smart enough to slap his stupid fucking name on a country.

Hell play your cards right Iran and he’d probably give you some nukes to use against Israel, just send someone to give him a big gold trinket and tell him what a cool dude he is and swear that Israel totally called him a bitch behind his back.

We are living in the dumbest fucking time