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the article says “wipe out 93,000 people”. there are over 93 MILLION people in iran

that’s not even a rookie mistake, or even part time undergrad intern… that’s the sort of thing you expect in high school writing

either way i stopped reading after that

it’s clear they (we all) lost

he could be in a medically induced coma and hooked up to a ventilator and the headlines would say “democrats slightly worried after comatose vegetable eats their babies and calls them ‘radical extremists’”

he’s always treated the whole job of being president like it’s some bullshit reality tv drama. and he’s paralyzingly stupid

when did pants-shitting baby bonespurs ever have mojo?

“gary?”

ultraviolent gun battle

“…garyyyy?”

i love how insanely outraged he gets knowing a whole country exists who won’t just do what he says because it’s him and everyone is supposed to do what he says. fucking moron

that’ll be a fun conversation with the insurance company (who knows you’re diabetic) when they buy everyone’s footage from meta and they see you stuffing your face with triple chocolate lava murder cheesecake

ok, i stand corrected.

so send us some links explaining this recent explosion of measles then, that doesn’t involve antivaxxers

they talk about “lower vaccination rates,” but not a single mention about how antivaxxers are 100% completely to blame for all of it.

the party of “protect the children” votes for pedophile child rapists and then refuses vaccines for their own kids.

republicans are so fucking stupid

getting through the night saying “thank fuck i’m not that douchenozzle’s roadie/tech/bus driver/any damn job involving working with him/her beyond this show…”

former sound guy here. yep. needy high maintenance “talent/artists” are the reason every sound guy is permanently annoyed

of course, after spending more than a year absolutely shitting on every ally, now he expects them all to rush in and use their own men to fight the bullshit war he started.

i hope they laugh at him and tell him to go fuck himself, but something tells me no one will

On Wednesday, Trump declared, “We won – in the first hour it was over.”

next he’ll say the >$6 gas prices are a democrat hoax started by trans people and mexicans

any billionaires’ kids? no? shhhhhhhhocking

sending your kids to get blown to pieces so billionaires can get even richer

um haven’t they already retaliated? or does american goebbels prefer that we erase from our memory that iran has bombed numerous targets in different countries?

edit: thinking about it, yes nazi pedo amerikkka definitely wouldn’t want anyone to think that iran is capable of inflicting harm, they don’t want interviewers to start any “right to defend themselves” conversations

the public school system uses AI to monitor the students’ online messaging platform. one of the kids made some juvenile poop joke with a metaphor involving explosions-- they evacuated and locked down the entire campus for the whole day